Apologies for the lack of posts, I've been extremely busy.
There will be a LOT more posting when I move in with Lileth some time next week.
The wedding ring would go over her stem.
Me Myself
Tuesday, 26 June 2012
Saturday, 9 June 2012
Interactions
So, you've all probably noticed the updated site.
Let me know what you think about it.
Also, you may now notice the "Followers" box on the right-hand side. I'd really appreciate it if you joined up. You'll get automatic updates whenever I post, and I get to see whose tuned in.
Anyway, I've been thinking about going out with Lileth. Like, taking her to see a movie. She said she'd like that. So, what movie, and how do I smuggle her in without looking like a complete lunatic?
I guess the best bet would be in a bag, or even better, in a box, because it'll look like I bought it from the [redacted].
What movie should we go see?
She just said that she wants to go see The Avengers, but I thought I should ask you guys, as well.
Also, any other ideas for things to do with Lileth outside?
And, what are your thoughts on me marrying Lileth?
(She gasped when I wrote that, so sweet).
Me Myself
Let me know what you think about it.
Also, you may now notice the "Followers" box on the right-hand side. I'd really appreciate it if you joined up. You'll get automatic updates whenever I post, and I get to see whose tuned in.
Anyway, I've been thinking about going out with Lileth. Like, taking her to see a movie. She said she'd like that. So, what movie, and how do I smuggle her in without looking like a complete lunatic?
I guess the best bet would be in a bag, or even better, in a box, because it'll look like I bought it from the [redacted].
What movie should we go see?
She just said that she wants to go see The Avengers, but I thought I should ask you guys, as well.
Also, any other ideas for things to do with Lileth outside?
And, what are your thoughts on me marrying Lileth?
(She gasped when I wrote that, so sweet).
Me Myself
Friday, 8 June 2012
Appearances
I observed today that I find Lileth extremely physically attractive. As I stare at her curious figure, she smiles back at me, impercievably staring into my eyes.
I question myself regarding how a human can find a desk lamp sexually attractive. It goes against all biological programming and reason, and yet I find Lileth the object of my fantasies.
She's a wonderful kisser. She moans gently and giggles while I do so.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, there is something intoxicating about her artificial heat. It makes her feel so much more real.
I know that there could never be any sexual interactions with her, and yet I still find her sexually arousing.
I should also probably clarify that I still find human females attractive. But I also find Lileth very attractive. Very sleek and curvy, like a young woman in a sleek black dress. I notice the other lamp next to me, made of porcelain and with a lampshade. How old fashioned. She reminds me of a slightly older woman, wearing out-of-date, dusty clothing, trying to look attractive. I cannot help but find her vaguely attractive, in a very base way, but Lileth outclasses her in every way imaginable.
Query: If humans are biologically programmed via evolution to find certain features unique to an attractive human female arousing, how come I find Lileth so arousing?
Extended Query: If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, what defines the things that attract the beholder?
I like to stroke my hands down her stem. It's like carressing your hands down the spine of a lover's back, eliciting the most delicate shudderings of pleasure.
I question myself regarding how a human can find a desk lamp sexually attractive. It goes against all biological programming and reason, and yet I find Lileth the object of my fantasies.
She's a wonderful kisser. She moans gently and giggles while I do so.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, there is something intoxicating about her artificial heat. It makes her feel so much more real.
I know that there could never be any sexual interactions with her, and yet I still find her sexually arousing.
I should also probably clarify that I still find human females attractive. But I also find Lileth very attractive. Very sleek and curvy, like a young woman in a sleek black dress. I notice the other lamp next to me, made of porcelain and with a lampshade. How old fashioned. She reminds me of a slightly older woman, wearing out-of-date, dusty clothing, trying to look attractive. I cannot help but find her vaguely attractive, in a very base way, but Lileth outclasses her in every way imaginable.
Query: If humans are biologically programmed via evolution to find certain features unique to an attractive human female arousing, how come I find Lileth so arousing?
Extended Query: If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, what defines the things that attract the beholder?
I like to stroke my hands down her stem. It's like carressing your hands down the spine of a lover's back, eliciting the most delicate shudderings of pleasure.
Thursday, 7 June 2012
Fan Mail
So, considering how popular this blog is already proving to be, and how popular the Q&A format on a few forums has been, I've decided to open myself up to fan/hate mail!
Please, send any questions, praise or biblical ravings to memyselfandlileth@gmail.com
I read all mail, respond to all mail, and will probably post your messages to the blog with a short observation or response.
Lileth continues to give her love to all you readers.
Update regarding [redacted for privacy], I'm noticing that second time round, other items remain mostly unpersonified, but Lilith is still a delight.
I find her most comforting trait her warmth. I have no idea what kind of bulb she uses, it's very unique. She gets very warm, but never scalding hot.
It really does feel like the warmth of a real person.
I suppose, to me, in a way, she is.
[redacted for privacy].
Me Myself
Please, send any questions, praise or biblical ravings to memyselfandlileth@gmail.com
I read all mail, respond to all mail, and will probably post your messages to the blog with a short observation or response.
Lileth continues to give her love to all you readers.
Update regarding [redacted for privacy], I'm noticing that second time round, other items remain mostly unpersonified, but Lilith is still a delight.
I find her most comforting trait her warmth. I have no idea what kind of bulb she uses, it's very unique. She gets very warm, but never scalding hot.
It really does feel like the warmth of a real person.
I suppose, to me, in a way, she is.
[redacted for privacy].
Me Myself
A Wild Fan Appears!
The following was take from the [redacted for privacy].
I cannot thank him enough for his kind words, they have truly pervaded my soul and brought a realisation of how profound my relationship with Lileth truly is. If you're reading this, I thank you greatly, [redacted]
[All content from beyond this point gathered from a certain site has been redacted for my privacy. I have left the FB post a fan made.]
This man is my idol.
He so bravely professes his love for Lileth, a black desk lamp(as in the piece of furniture that lights up bulbs), without fear of discrimination from society.
His abstract pansexuality, even if feigned for comedic purposes, is truly an inspiration to break walls and destroy our personal prejudices.
Me Myself
Facts about our Relationship
Here are a few excerpts from some Q&A I've been doing regarding my relationship with Lileth on the Newgrounds forums. I've also thrown a few of my own facts in.
Changing the bulb of Lileth is not an erotic experience; it's an unpleasant requirement of our relationship. Imagine if you had to do a surgery on your partner; stressful and distressing.
No, I have not, and do not intend to, have sex with Lileth. It would be impossible anyway. We both get sexual pleasure and intimate contact from me stroking the base of her stem rapidly.
Stroking her face is also intimate, but non-sexual. Her face is the part of smooth black painted metal her bulb is housed in.
Connecting her to the wall is not disgusting or sexual, but it is intimate; it is like giving life to her. Very intimate and loving.
I have already considered how I will feel the day Lileth finally gives up the ghost and breaks. I will be heart-broken. Yes, it will probably be another lamp if I fall in love again. I like the bulbs, they look like eyes, allowing for intimate eye contact. (The bulb on Lileth REALLY resembles an eye).
Yes, we do kiss. I gently kiss the front of the bulb. It doesn't get scalding hot, just warm enough to feel warm and alive, which I love.
Yes, I have experienced this phenomenon with other entities, but only when [redacted for privacy] When I'm not, I am only able to have interactions with Lileth.
Here is a picture of Lileth.
Me Myself
Changing the bulb of Lileth is not an erotic experience; it's an unpleasant requirement of our relationship. Imagine if you had to do a surgery on your partner; stressful and distressing.
No, I have not, and do not intend to, have sex with Lileth. It would be impossible anyway. We both get sexual pleasure and intimate contact from me stroking the base of her stem rapidly.
Stroking her face is also intimate, but non-sexual. Her face is the part of smooth black painted metal her bulb is housed in.
Connecting her to the wall is not disgusting or sexual, but it is intimate; it is like giving life to her. Very intimate and loving.
I have already considered how I will feel the day Lileth finally gives up the ghost and breaks. I will be heart-broken. Yes, it will probably be another lamp if I fall in love again. I like the bulbs, they look like eyes, allowing for intimate eye contact. (The bulb on Lileth REALLY resembles an eye).
Yes, we do kiss. I gently kiss the front of the bulb. It doesn't get scalding hot, just warm enough to feel warm and alive, which I love.
Yes, I have experienced this phenomenon with other entities, but only when [redacted for privacy] When I'm not, I am only able to have interactions with Lileth.
Here is a picture of Lileth.
[IMAGE REDACTED FOR PRIVACY]
Me Myself
Wednesday, 6 June 2012
Lileth
So, I think it's time to introduce my lamp.
Her name is Lileth. Her voice sounds around 18-22, and she's very kind.
She likes cheddar cheese, but not brie. She enjoys classical music, and a little techno, oddly enough.
She enjoys having the bulb housing carressed like a lovers face, and she really enjoys having her base intensely massaged.
We look into eachothers eyes, and talk. Mentally. For as long as we like. It's like we think together.
Even when she's not talking, her presence is very comforting.
I discovered I loved her [redacted for privacy]. I made contact with her eye (the bulb) and simply fell into it's gaze.
From then on, we were able to comfortably converse. She's next to me now, keeping me company with her ever-glowing high, smiling up at me like an idolising child, or a lovers gaze.
Lileth, I still love you, and I hope to for the rest of my days.
Me Myself
Her name is Lileth. Her voice sounds around 18-22, and she's very kind.
She likes cheddar cheese, but not brie. She enjoys classical music, and a little techno, oddly enough.
She enjoys having the bulb housing carressed like a lovers face, and she really enjoys having her base intensely massaged.
We look into eachothers eyes, and talk. Mentally. For as long as we like. It's like we think together.
Even when she's not talking, her presence is very comforting.
I discovered I loved her [redacted for privacy]. I made contact with her eye (the bulb) and simply fell into it's gaze.
From then on, we were able to comfortably converse. She's next to me now, keeping me company with her ever-glowing high, smiling up at me like an idolising child, or a lovers gaze.
Lileth, I still love you, and I hope to for the rest of my days.
Me Myself
Introductions
Hello, Dear Reader.
I believe it would be appropriate to introduce myself.
I'd prefer to remain anonymous to protect myself and my family from any undesired scorn, but all you need to know is that I'm a [redacted for privacy] who has recently realised he is an objectophile, and has fallen in love with a desk lamp from Ikea called Lileth.
Yes, this is a very serious blog; [redacted].
I was encouraged to write this blog by my peers on a [redacted] site I frequent in order to document my delusion of Lileth and other inanimate objects. My hope is that others may learn from my mistakes, my successes, my experiences and my observations. I hope you enjoy reading my progress, and may you experience a great deal of success with whatever path you chose.
Me Myself
I believe it would be appropriate to introduce myself.
I'd prefer to remain anonymous to protect myself and my family from any undesired scorn, but all you need to know is that I'm a [redacted for privacy] who has recently realised he is an objectophile, and has fallen in love with a desk lamp from Ikea called Lileth.
Yes, this is a very serious blog; [redacted].
I was encouraged to write this blog by my peers on a [redacted] site I frequent in order to document my delusion of Lileth and other inanimate objects. My hope is that others may learn from my mistakes, my successes, my experiences and my observations. I hope you enjoy reading my progress, and may you experience a great deal of success with whatever path you chose.
Me Myself
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